name: paloma e.
chem, english majors
far away, in a distant land, you'll find happiness. and when you get there, never forget the humble roots from which you came.
While joking around about what my birth plan was going to be, I got the idea of bringing my PS2 and TV to the room, and playing King Of fighters with my older brother as I give birth
Hear me out.
Beto is REALLY good at that game, and it makes me mad. Mad will make me push.
"SHIT YOU BEAT ME AGAIN."
"I AM PUSHING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."
Or you know, just play Kingdom hearts and have it on proud mode as I battle Ursula
most frustrating fight ever.
This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE
why are moose so terrifyingly large
Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then
If your cervix starts to dilate early (hours, days, or weeks before delivery), you may experience a sharp pain in the vagina. It is not a major cause for concern but you should mention it to your doctor. If you feel severe pain in either the vagina or lower abdomen, contact your doctor immediately.
I think the worse part of pregnancy is still having morning sickness at 20 weeks with a baby pushing on your bladder so every time something makes you (dry) heave, you pee yourself. Sometimes a lot.
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
Irvine is going to be in the 30s tonight
WHAT THE FUCK
NO WONDER MY KNEES HURT